We have a collection of 3 Food quotes from W C Fields
"Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water." (ID 5271)
"I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food." (ID 5382)
"Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water." (ID 5413)